
Hot mess romance.
Dirty princes, distressing damsels, and hot, messy, dark romance.
Therapy? In this economy? Nah. Read smut instead.

This is where your trail goes cold.
Patreon is the last stop. No escape, no witnesses—just exclusive access, forbidden stories, and perks you shouldn’t have access to… but do.
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Fricassée of Wild Mushrooms
Braised wild mushrooms served with seaweed and liquid nitrogen
$14.50
Coq au Vin d’Alsace
Chicken cooked in Riesling with onions, mushrooms and herbs
$25.50
Pumpkin Soufflé
With bourbon, cinnamon and molasses sauce
$9.00
